So I have been just a little busy lately... Had a couple breakdowns... But I think i'm gonna make it. My boyfriend is there at my side, or at the computers side so whenever im at my computer i can be at his side. But he comes up and visits when he can. I love him and without him I don't know what I would do.
Anyways away from the obsessing over the boyfriend, My life is hectic. I have been really trying to get my artwork all up here, but with me trying to get it all in order for my college interview that I probably won't get into its been a little hard. And then I just did scholastics which was just a great joy *sarcasm* trying to get everything in along with the essay in like one night then not being able to submit it... Then there is Ap art final, which i have a little while and i'm not all that worried about it at this point.
Then I just started up English and government... So homework plus going to 9:30 play practices,meaning not getting home till like 10... so NO SLEEP.. YAY!... *rolls eyes*......
Then the play were im co-student directing it, which is another word for Stage manager. I have to say thank god for my co stage manager or I would be completely fried.
But im chugging along and ill get there soon.
But this made me laugh a lot, my friend John sent it to me and it really made me smile, and just if the world knew about this, they would know how much work it is...... I have been a director, actress, chorus member, AND A STAGE MANAGER!!! w00t.....
read and enjoy!

Theatrical Structure:


Producer-
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.


Director-
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.


Playwright-
Leaps short buildings with a running start.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.


Actor-
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap
buildings.
Is run over by locomotives.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
self-injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.


Chorus Member-
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter
buildings.
Says "Look at the choo-choo."
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to himself.


Stage Manager-
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the track.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats
them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
*IS* God.